funny christian stories 04

One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was

surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in

black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed,

“Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are.”

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the

congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and

said “Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may

begin your service. Have a nice day!” And the two men turned and

walked out.

Thoughts to ponder…….

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God … and

then wonder why the world’s going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but

question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they

do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything

the Bible says.

Funny or is it scary?

Funny how someone can say “I believe in God” but

still follow Satan (who, by the way, also

“believes” in God).

Funny how you can send a thousand ‘jokes’ through

e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you

start sending messages regarding the Lord, people

think twice about sharing.

Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass

freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion

of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.

Funny, isn’t it? Funny how someone can be so fired

up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible

Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you go to forward this message, you

will not send it to many on your address list

because you’re not sure what they believe, or

what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Funny how I can be more worried about what other

people think of me than what God thinks of me.