funny college stories 031

* Department of Statistics:

All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.

* Department of Psychology:

Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor open the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mid.

* Department of History:

All students get the same grade they got last year.

* Department of Religion:

Grade is determined by God.

* Law School:

Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.

* Department of Mathematics:

Grades are variable.

* Department of Logic:

If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.

* Department of Computer Science:

Random number generator determines grade.

* Music Department:

Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat respectively).

* Department of Physical Education:

Everybody get an A.