* Department of Statistics:
All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
* Department of Psychology:
Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor open the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mid.
* Department of History:
All students get the same grade they got last year.
* Department of Religion:
Grade is determined by God.
* Law School:
Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
* Department of Mathematics:
Grades are variable.
* Department of Logic:
If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A else the student will not receive an A.
* Department of Computer Science:
Random number generator determines grade.
* Music Department:
Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – would be sharp and flat respectively).
* Department of Physical Education:
Everybody get an A.