funny computer stories 166

User: “Hey, can you help me? My program doesn’t work.”

Consultant: “What is the problem? Are you using Turbo Pascal?”

User: “Yes, the program just blocks the machine.”

Consultant: “Well, does it compile?”

User: “I don’t know — it just doesn’t run. You see? There’s the EXE file. If you run it, it blocks the machine.”

Consultant: “And where is your source, the PAS file??”

User: “I wrote it and renamed it to EXE so it could run.”