funny dog stories 010

One of the questions constantly asked is : “My Doberman is two years old. Is is true that they turn on their masters when they turn three?” – or – “I heard that Shepherds turn on their masters when they are 6 years old.” – then there’s – ” How old are Rotts when they turn on their masters?”

My answer is “We have had hundreds of Dogs, … the reason they don’t turn on us, is because we never tell them how old they are.”