funny dog stories 018

While patrolling with a recently groomed Llewellyn Bouvier, I overheard two inebriated campers discussing how the security was “pretty serious” because we had dogs.

“Yeah”, one guy said, “they got Shepherds, they got Dobes and that funny looking dog too.”

“Hey!” says the other guy, “Don’t laugh. I saw them dogs on TV. They’re really vicious.”

“Oh yeah!?” says the first guy, “My Pit Bull could take him out!”

“Hey man!!” says the other “You don’t wanna mess with no Dobermann-Poodle cross, it’ll chew your Pit to pieces!!”

“REALLY!??”

“Yeah man, I saw it on TV, I tell ya!”