funny email stories 000

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’

Check for bugs in your system.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

I’ve lost my dog!

Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!