funny email stories 001

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

I just sent my first e-mail.

Kongratulations!

Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils that I’m ugly!

Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn’t realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.