Why don’t vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Why don’t you stamp e-mails?
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don’t have a computer.
Do you send e-mails on your home computer?
What’s the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
How come you never write e-mails?
I’d rather send a note!