funny email stories 005

Why don’t vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don’t you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?

Teacher: But your parents don’t have a computer.

Pupil: Exactly!

Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

What’s the point?

I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

How come you never write e-mails?

I’d rather send a note!