funny email stories 006

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They’d rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.