Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?
They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to check his e-mail.