funny fishing stories 042

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home,

and complained when ever he wanted to go fishing.

He wanted her to see what he went through, so he prayed.

“I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies”.

GOD in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning sure enough the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,

set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,

drove them to school,came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to

pay the power and the telephone bills, drove to both companies and paid the bills,

went grocery shopping, came home and put the groceries away.

Then it was already 1pm, he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,

vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to school to pick up the kids, and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework,

then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30pm he began peeling the potatoes, and washing the greens for salad,

breaded the Pork chops and snapped the fresh beans for supper.

After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the laundry,

bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:pm he was exhausted and, though his chores weren’t finished yet,

he went to bed where he was expected to make love,

which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

” Lord I don’t know what I was thinking, I was so wrong to envy my wife,

being able to stay at home all day. PLEASE, OH PLEASE !! let us trade back”.

The Lord in his infinite wisdom again, replied,

“My son I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

But you’ll have to wait 9 months though, COS YOU GOT PREGNANT LAST NIGHT ! !