funny golf stories 054

Three men were coming out of an interfaith meeting at their local convention center. One of the men was a Jew, one was a Catholic, and one was a Mormon. They began talking about their respective families and the Jewish man said with smug pride, “I have four sons, one more and I can form my own basketball team.”

The Catholic man, not to be outdone, boasted, “Well, my wife and I have been blessed with ten sons. One more boy and we will start our own football team.”

With this the Mormon gave a smug smile and quietly said, “I’ve got you both beat…I have seventeen wives, one more and I have my own golf course.”