funny golf stories 055

A man is on the first hole of a snooty golf course getting ready to hit his ball. He stands near the red tee, sets up, and gets ready to hit when he hears a voice over the loudspeaker say, “Will the gentleman please step back to the Men’s Tee.”

He ignores the voice, and gets ready to hit again. Just as he starts to swing, he hears the voice again: “Will the gentleman please step back to the Men’s Tee.”

He tries to ignore it again, but it repeats: “Will the gentleman please step back to the Men’s Tee.”

So the man looks toward the starters booth and yells, “Will you just shut up and let me take my fucking second shot?”