funny golf stories 056

A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.

When the first golfer gets to his ball, he is greeted by his unintended victim, who angrily tells him of the near miss.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell ‘fore,'” says the poor golfer.

“That’s funny, replies the other guy, “because you had plenty of time to yell ‘SHIT!'”