funny kid stories 087

I teach 2nd grade boys in church, and came up with a way I thought would keep all the boys from being preoccupied with looking out the window. “You know,” I would tella boy, “There might be a girl out there, and if she sees you staring she’ll think you like her.” It worked really well last year to get their attention back onto me, and I imagine a couple teachers I told picked it up. Well, this year it worked on a few boys, but then I saw one boy flapping his arm and making gross noises with his armpit. “If the girls see you doing that, they’ll think you’re trying to impress them,” I said. He replied: “This won’t impress them. They’ll just think I smell.”