funny kid stories 088

Little Johnny walked into his kindergarten room one morning wearing shoes that were at least 6 sizes too big. The teacher looked at him and asked “Johnny, who’s shoes are you wearing?”. Johnny smiled back and said proudly “my big brother’s”. The teacher, still puzzled asked, “Does your mother know you have your brother’s shoes on?” Johnny replied ” YES she does, she’s the one who said I could wear them”. The teacher is now really confused so she has to ask “Why did your mother tell you to wear your brother’s shoes?” Johnny said with a grin, “because he buried MINE in the back yard!!”