BODY PARTS WERE LOCATED…
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.
He writes in his notebook: “Head on bullevard” and scratches out his spelling error.
“Head on bouelevard” Nope, doesn’t look right – scratch scratch.
“Head on boolevard…” dang it! Scratch scratch.
He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head.
“Head on curb.”