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A witch joke

What name did the witch give to her cooking pot?

It was called-Ron!

A vampire joke

When do vampires bite you?

On wincedays!

A witch joke

What is a witch with poison ivy called?

An itchy witchy!

A Halloween joke

A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. “Are you a ghost?

” asked his friends “No, I’m an unmade bed!

” A cannibal joke

What’s the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A ghost joke

Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns?

Because they’re dead centres!

A witch joke

What is a witches favourite book?

Broom at the top!