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A witch joke

Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?

She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

A cannibal joke

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?

They had a feast of fun!

A ghost joke

What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?

Transparents!

A vampire joke

Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer!

A witch joke

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

There was no future in it!

A Halloween joke

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?

Because the feathers were still on the chicken!

A witch joke

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you’ll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!