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A witch joke

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a dustbin!

A cannibal joke

Why don’t cannibals eat weathermen?

Because they give them wind!

A witch joke

What is evil and ugly and bounces?

A witch on a trampoline!

A Halloween joke

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!

A witch joke

Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?

She wanted a clean sweep!

A ghost joke

What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?

Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!

A vampire joke

How does a vampire like his food served?

In bite sized pieces!