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A ghost joke

What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?

The bartender said “Sorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here”!

A cannibal joke

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people!

A witch joke

What’s the witches favourite pop group?

Broomski Beat!

A Halloween joke

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?

No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her!

A witch joke

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?

A witch dressed as a cucumber!

A vampire joke

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he’s a pain in the neck!

A witch joke

How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?

When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!