funny scary stories 066

A vampire joke

What’s a vampire’s favourite sport?

Batminton!

A werewolf joke

What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much?

A whino!

A witch joke

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

A skeleton joke

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

A cannibal joke

What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom!

A ghost joke

How can you tell if a corpse is angry?

It flips its lid!

A demon joke

What do demons have on holiday?

A devil of a time!