funny tech support stories 029

If you are obsessive-compulsive: Please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant: Please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities: Please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional: We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully, a little voice will tell you which number to press

If you are a manic depressive: It doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.