funny wedding marriage stories 172

One day a man came home to find his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asked her what she was doing and she said, “I went to the doctor today and he told me that I have the breasts of a 16-year-old girl!”

The husband replied, “Well, what did she say about your 75-year-old ass?”

To which she replied, “Honey, your name never came up!!!”