A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment had passed, they both managed to fall asleep – the woman on the top bunk, and the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over the edge of the bunk and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, Sir, but I am terribly cold and was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?”
The man looked up with a glint in his eye and said, “I’ve got a better idea… why don’t we pretend we’re married?” “Why not?!” giggled the woman. “Good,” he replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”