funny wedding marriage stories 174

A man was called to duty to help in the Crusades and decided that while he was gone, his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locked her up and gave the key to his best friend, and said, “If I’m not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.”

So, off the husband went on horseback, when a half-hour later he sees a cloud of dust in the distance behind him. As it came closer he could see his best friend galloping to catch up. “What’s wrong?” he asked his friend, who replied, “You fool! You gave me the wrong key!”