funny wedding marriage stories 175

One day while a wife was working in her kitchen, a cupboard door came loose and when her husband got home, she asked him to fix it. He told her, “Do you see the word ‘carpenter’ written anywhere on this shirt?” She said “no,” and he went on his way.

The next day while cleaning in the basement, she found the light didn’t work. She changed the light bulb and did everything that she could to try to fix it, but it still wouldn’t work. When her husband got home, she asked him, “Honey, do you think you could fix the light in the basement for me?” He simply said, “Do you see the word ‘electrician’ written anywhere on this shirt!” She said “No,” and he went into the living room to relax.

The next day, a pipe in the kitchen began leaking. When her husband got home, she asked him to fix it for her, to which he replied, “No, do you see the word ‘plumber’ written anywhere on my shirt?” “No,” she said, again.

The next day, the husband returned from work and saw that everything was fixed – the pipe, the light, and even the cupboard! He asked her, “Who fixed all of this?” To which she replied, “I asked the neighbor to come over and help, and he gladly agreed.”

“Well, how did you repay him for his services?” he asked. “Well,” she replied, “he only asked for sex, or cookies.” The husband thought a moment then said “So what kind of cookies did you bake him?” The wife quickly snapped back, “do you see ‘Betty Crocker’ written anywhere on this shirt!”